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the names yanni and im the realest fake ho you'll ever meet







llllucy:

Me at parties

llllucy:

Me at parties

missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

Bow Down - The reason I put out Bow Down is because I woke up, I went into the studio, I had a chant in my head. It was aggressive, it was angry. It wasn’t the Beyoncé that wakes up every morning, it was the Beyoncé that was angry, it was the Beyoncé that felt the need to defend herself and I listened to it after I finished and I said..
"this is hot!" imma put it out. I’m not gon’ sell it, imma just put it out. People like it? Great. They don’t, they don’t and I won’t do it everyday because that’s not who I am but I feel strong and anyone that says “oh that is disrespectful” Just imagine the person that hates you. Imagine the person that doesn’t believe in you and look in the mirror and say bow down bitch and I guarantee you’ll feel gangsta.

- Beyoncé

madboner:

when you’re walking towards the air conditioner to turn it off and you just

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